The Secret To A Happy Marriage

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I know the definitive answer to the question, “What is the secret to a happy marriage?”.

Would you like to know what it is?

Are you sure you can handle the truth?

Are you sure?

Really?

B’okay!

Prepare to be amazed.

Brace yourself.

Here it is.

The secret to a happy marriage is …

 

I’ll cook. You clean.

 

That’s it!

*bows*

I’m here all week for all your KISS* counselling needs.

 

 

This post has been brought to you by an awesome mid-week American Thanksgiving feast and an abundance of leftovers neatly cleaned up and stored tidily in the fridge.

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*Keep It StOOpid Simple (alternatively, Keep It Simple Sister)

But Who’s Ted?

 Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are.

— Will Ferrell

Here is something that I watched (and thoroughly enjoyed) with Daddy-O today.

Let me know what you think!

 

Did you agree? Did you laugh? Please tell me you laughed!

 

Are you happy?

Are you married?

Are you happily married?

What do you think makes a marriage last?

 

 

A Guest Appearance

A guest never forgets the host who has treated him kindly.

~ Homer

 

Today, I have the exciting honour of being a guest blogger at Mommy Miracles, where Laura O’Rourke is featuring a series on marriage called “Writing Vows“.

I would be doubly honoured if you took the time to read my post here.

 

And while I can’t be 100% certain, I am pretty sure this is what happened when Laura asked people to write for Mommy Miracles.

Who would ever dream of saying no?